So Clark Baker puts up this tome on why the shootings at Viginia Tech are the result of gun control, and not the logical alternative.
Au contraire; we should require everyone to carry guns. Even little children… I mean, if you knew the room was packed with pistol-totin’ third graders, you’d think about before barging in and opening a book, let alone firing a gun! Imagine the savings on education, healthcare and social services if we just had more people killing each other, more often.
Coursework could include: shoot first and ask questions later; how to buy a gun without so much as a drivers’ license; and my favorite, Vigils in the Making: What to Wear, What to Say and How to Act.
And just to add icing to the cake, the NRA is holding its annual meeting! What timing!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
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